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Put a percent in my ask box.

m4sonj4r:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

DO IT.

imsoshive:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

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Must be nice to just be … stopped.

commonbee:

commonbee:

sam pepper and nash grier walk into a bar

everyone leaves the bar

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

onemultiplefandom:

snowprincess-artist:

ask-the-dragon-child:

I MEAN…

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Who image

Doesnt

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like dragons?

They can be loyal

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or they can be fierce

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How can you not love dragons?

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They are like huge cats

DRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONS

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dean-the-piesexual:

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

possiblysociopaths

2n0wflake:

despairmakoto:

2n0wflake:

to this day i still don’t know what DS stands for

dual screen

youve ruined everything