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bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  


#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

SLEEPOVER SATURDAY!!!

paramorre:

•fuck marry kill
•tell me about your crush 
•tell me about your day
•funny/embarrassing stories
•stuff about you 
•advice
•questions in general 
•truth/dare 
•would you rathers 
•bad jokes/puns 
•anything really

1 skeleton = 1000000 skelegrams

jakebutternubs:

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

he’s late for a very important date

jakebutternubs:

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

he’s late for a very important date

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are